Sockloversgnyc receives a surprising invitation for an unusual interview. He arrives, dressed immaculately in a finely tailored grey suit, white french cuffed shirt with a stylish pink tie and sleek black sheer socks. Little does he anticipate the unexpected turn of events awaiting him.

The Interviewer paints Sockloversgnyc red with a bottle of strawberry sauce. "Looking good," the interviewer remarks sarcastically, before throwing a blue pie into Sockloversgnyc's face.

Unfazed, Sockloversgnyc requests to be "pied straight up." The interviewer responds by slamming a pink pie in Sockloversgnyc's face. As Sockloversgnyc recovers from the hit, pink and blue filling dripping down his face and suit, the interviewer says, "I think you're ready for some applesauce."

After seating Sockloversgnyc back down, the interviewer dumps a large can of sloppy green applesauce over his head. Sockloversgnyc holds his breath as the smell overpowers him but he maintains his composure.

As the interviewer wants to assess if Sockloversgnyc is an all-rounded candidate, he makes Sockloversgnyc turn around, and slams a green pie in his rear. By that point, Sockloversgnyc was fully covered, until an idea pops into the interviewer's mind.

He makes Sockloversgnyc take off his blazer, revealing pristine white sleeves untouched by the mess.

"Are you doing okay?" the interviewer asks.

"Yea," Sockloversgnyc replies.

A smile spreads across the interviewer's face.