We had found each other on a non-wam app and discovered our shared interest in getting messy. He wanted to get gunge so I invited him over on condition that he'd come in a suit. He arrived in a dusty pink blazer, white shirt, maroon tie and black trousers paired with pale pink socks. I wore a navy blue suit, light blue shirt and striped blue tie and yellow socks. I sat him down and started breaking him in.

Do you want to gunge me?" I ask. "Yes, I do," he replies.

I relent because I wanted him to have some fun too. I sit down and he picks up a pie filled with white cake batter. "That's just so much!" I exclaim.

He grins and inverts the pie over my face. It's a new experience for him as he spreads the filling on my face and over the front of my blue striped shirt and tie. Thereafter, he looks around for his next gunge item, picking up a can of white frosting. Taking a leaf from my book, he scoops up a large dollop in his hand and smears it all over my face. Satisfied with what he sees, he leans in for a taste of the frosting on my lips. We embrace in a passionate kiss as our cream covered suit rub against each others'. I continue kissing him as I hold a plate of chocolate pudding in one hand. I surprise him when I pull back and smash the pudding in his face. The pudding cascades down the front of his white shirt and I kiss him again as I spread it down his blazer and lower.